Insert Pun Here

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

(Source: a-luchadork)

coolcatgroup:

mostlycatsmostly:
(via Mauro Morando)
This is the cutest bear I have ever seen omg

bobacupcake:

plobp…

end0skeletal:

crying-havoc:
zhidovka:
bwaindex:

dajo42:

dajo42:
dajo42:
the new d&d sidekick mechanic is so fucking funny
any monster of cr1 or lower can be your friend who is either a warrior, expert or spellcaster
like yeah hey this is my literal fucking lion he knows vicious mockery and loves me
whats up my names meginara the tiefling warlock and this is my awakened shrub who can pick fucking locks
hey guys you remember that boy king we freed from bandits and subsequently befriended? well i thought our team could use more damage so i taught him how to use a battleaxe. yes i know hes seven. its perfectly legal. hes the king and he says so

(Source: dajo42)

profeminist:

“Oh sweet, poetic justice. Kyrsten Sinema, the first openly bisexual Senator in U.S. history, has been sworn into office using a law book instead of a bible by Mike Pence today. #116thCongress #swearinginday”
- Farrah Alexander‏
#BlessedImage #BiVisibilityNotErasure

8bitrevolver:

He really loves the Snorlax pillow …

anonymoustypewriter:

tindershwinder:
I challenge you up
Fuck he did it tho

penfairy:

reblog if u support him

deedubbayuh:

grandma, its me
anastasia

ocarines:

ocarines:
dad bod spiderman can’t drive
well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

zeverity:

lookiamnotcreative:
dokuroou:
鹿児島市平川動物公園さんのツイート: “よく冷え込んだ朝、獣舎の池の前で丸くて黒い物体を発見しました。よ～く見るとそれはヒーターの入った石の上で丸くなったクロヒョウのスーの姿でした★… ”
Hirakawa Zoo, Kagoshima : “One chilly morning, we found a black, rounded object in front of the pond in one of the animal cages. Upon closer inspection, it turns out to be our panther, Sue, curled up on top of the rock covering the heater. ★… ”
All cats is the same

(Source: twitter.com)

jertaro:

killer-tharja:

(Source: browsedankmemes)

the-insect-royal:

captainlordauditor:
ofswordsandpens:
I adore rick riordan but if anyone still has doubt on how he can have such big potholes in his stories, let me remind you that this man was originally going to title the Lightning Thief “The Son of Poseidon” and it was his middle school class that pointed out that if he named it that that the “mysterious and unknown identity” of Percy’s godly heritage would no longer be mysterious and unknown and rick was like “oh, yeah.”
#listen. sometimes when your writing youre too close to see shit

@unfathomabletortoise